Plus, she babysat...as a second job. Which makes her a kind of nanny. And she might not have paid her social security. And I had to wait outside a public toilet for her once.
She bought me coffee. Which is kind of a bribe. And Starbucks have lawyers. And they probably lobby someone. So indirectly, they sort of exerted influence on me.
Then again, I was an altar boy...and, I might be making all this up...
...so, can I have an interview on ABC, too?
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