Friday, January 11, 2013

2020 Vision Goal #5: Weaver Street Market and Gentlefolks' Co-op

The new Orange County, NC smoking ban leaves the smoking workers and customers of the South-East's largest and most popular grocery co-op in something of a quandary.

Apparently, smokers might no longer be able to dash onto the sidewalk or back porch for a quick drag (pun intended). What to do? What to do?

I have the answer. According to the ban, one can continue to smoke near the co-op if it becomes a private club. So. Goal #5 for WSM 2020 Vision -- turn all WSM premises into private strip clubs.

I'm buying the baby oil, glitter and skintight, spandex, day-glo orange, muscle thongs as we speak ...