Saturday, July 28, 2012
Mystery Shop Tip #106
When approached by a suspect Mystery Shopper, immediately adopt this three-part strategy:
1) Just say, "Hi, welcome to Weaver Street Market."
2) Grin inanely.
3) Stand there silent.
So:
"Do you sell Mozzarella?"
Hi, grin inanely, stand there.
"Is this dish gluten-free?"
Hi, grin inanely, stand there.
"Where are the restrooms?"
Hi, grin inanely, stand there.
"Am I on Planet Earth??"
Hi, grin inanely, stand there.
The effect will be twofold:
A) They will eventually work out you are stupid, and leave you alone.
2) They won't give you a bad Mystery Shop score, because (a) you kept saying hello nicely, and (b) they take pity on you.
[N.B. This approach also works quite well with normal customers ...]