Saturday, July 28, 2012

Mystery Shop Tip #106


When approached by a suspect Mystery Shopper, immediately adopt this three-part strategy:

1) Just say, "Hi, welcome to Weaver Street Market."

2) Grin inanely.

3) Stand there silent.

So:

"Do you sell Mozzarella?"

Hi, grin inanely, stand there.

"Is this dish gluten-free?"

Hi, grin inanely, stand there.

"Where are the restrooms?"

Hi, grin inanely, stand there.

"Am I on Planet Earth??"

Hi, grin inanely, stand there.

The effect will be twofold:

A) They will eventually work out you are stupid, and leave you alone.

2) They won't give you a bad Mystery Shop score, because (a) you kept saying hello nicely, and (b) they take pity on you.

[N.B. This approach also works quite well with normal customers ...]